That awkward moment….

When your bikini picture you posted on your porn tumblr comes up on your dash….

Anonymous asked: your big fat ass is awesome. And massive. I want to moosh it. <3

Oooooh you!

If you don’t reblog this, then you hate Harry Potter.

jessthepotato:

itsbleeding-insideme:

I’m obligated as a resident of Earth

FOREVER REBLOG

well, can’t have people think I hate Harry Potter now can I?

I’m sorry, but my existence obligates me to reblog this. :/

FOREVER REBLOG

Who wouldn’t reblog this?

I just had to reblog after I had. Sorry. DEAL WITH IT.

(Source: mrs-potter, via harrypotterconfessions)

what 

my brother just came into my room and put a blob of butter on my arm and just stared at me with the straightest of faces so i asked why he did that and he just whispered, “you never said you didn’t want butter on your arm” before backing out of the door and just staring at me the entire time

just

the fuck

(Source: , via rhetoricraisesthedead)

xharshrealityx:

Never got it in on some stairs before.

xharshrealityx:

Never got it in on some stairs before.

(via amber0wnsyourface)

queennubian:

agirloficeandfire:

andtherebyhangsatale:

OH MY GOD THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS.

&lt;3

you gonna learn today!

queennubian:

agirloficeandfire:

andtherebyhangsatale:

OH MY GOD THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS.

<3

you gonna learn today!

(Source: runawaymarbles, via lgbtlaughs)